One of the girls shouts “what does he want?” And he says: “To choose.” “To choose what?” “Two of you will leave this room alive. One of you will die. You choose.”

“Supposedly he watches the kids from his window. Hunts ‘em, skins ‘em, eats ‘em. Standard.”

She was also in her 30s, had no connection to the unsub, and he left the voicemail about an hour before she got home. Gideon says: “The messages aren’t taunts- they’re overtures.”

The robber makes everyone take off their clothes, locks the clothes in the vault, and then takes the cash.

Wifey goes in there with him, and begins questioning him. They have some very intense eye contact. Both are sweaty, it’s very Florida.

All the users are logging out and their names are: NYsockit2ya, cougar, Hairh8r, tataluv, corky, begme, and PYT.

Reid does big brain Olympics and figures out there is a book written by John Fowls “the collector” the collector has a cover with a butterfly, a key, and a lock of hair.

They make comments about how the rest of the messages were written in “modern” english and Elle is like “okay so now we’re looking for Shakespeare”.

It’s late at night, and we open on a ship dock in Baltimore Maryland. Was is this, the second season of The Wire with Frank Sobotaka?

We open on a creepy man eating steak in Tampa Florida. We see a close shot of him eating the steak. He says: “I was really hoping you’d get your appetite back.”

We cut to Hotch’s house. It’s Hotch’s birthday. We meet Hayley’s sister Jessica Brooks. Who tells Hotch that he is holding Jack like a cantaloupe.

Lila pulls him into the pool. And they make out. Reid is like “this is completely inappropriate” but they keep kissingggg!!!

We are finally in NY baby!! Our unsub gets in a cab where cabby Walter Debrin really hates Larry Brown of the Knicks.

We open in Terra Mesa, New Mexico where 6 college freshmen have broken into a partially constructed house to party and listen to bad psychedelic music.

“Who in his mind has not probed the black water? Aren’t visits from old friends refreshing? Especially when we’ve occupied so much of each other’s mind.”

We open on Gideon being the most precious old man in the world and smiling while classical cello music plays - Cello Suite No. 1 in G major, Prelude by Bach, to be specific.

As Lynn Dempsey was dying- THE ENVELOPES.

So the punch is a decoy just like the candy???

The team reconvenes. Gideon comes running across the lawn “WHAT DO WE KNOW??” Gideon tells Detective Russet that they have to…

He’s practicing the song “This Is My Father’s World”. Get ready to have this song stuck in your head for the next three weeks.

She finds Adam unconscious on the ground, his head smashed in by a rock. We see the shoes of a unsub looming over her and she cries “nooooooo”.