Tying the knot will guarantee me front-row seats to the movie of your life. Don’t you want someone to change your diapers when you get old?

Two radically different MOs. and we have no idea how he controlled both of the couples. Additionally, they found evidence of handcuffs! Most shockingly, they found a used condom in both cases, and Viagra in the system of both husbands – even though neither of them had a prescription.

We now get a shot of a woman leaving a dry cleaner at night, and there is another woman a few parking spots away struggling with putting a wheelchair in her large van.

The unsub turns on honky-tonk music and tells Julie to show Molly what to do. Julie then looks at Molly, starts crying, starts dancing and says “It’s a party”. 

Taupe wallpaper- a negative color. Cold, distant. Prentis says: “You know emotionally, taupe is linked to loneliness and the desire to escape from the world.”

Morgan thinks about what Hotch said regarding school hours - so he proposes that maybe the unsub is using his son to snatch the victims. 

Gideon gets a phone call from “Sarah” who he apologizes for being late to, but instead of Sarah answering, it is Frank asking him about birds.

“….YOU BROUGHT US HERE SO WE COULD HAVE THINGS AND WE HAVE NOTHING! WE’RE NOTHING! I NEED MORE!” Iconic.

He says: “But you know what’s an even more interesting question? What’s the psychopath got in the bag, Jason?”

Operator: (sounding worried) Message? What message?

Unsub: That this is only the beginning. Until it is brought back under control, people… will… die…

“Supposedly he watches the kids from his window. Hunts ‘em, skins ‘em, eats ‘em. Standard.”

She was also in her 30s, had no connection to the unsub, and he left the voicemail about an hour before she got home. Gideon says: “The messages aren’t taunts- they’re overtures.”

All the users are logging out and their names are: NYsockit2ya, cougar, Hairh8r, tataluv, corky, begme, and PYT.

Reid does big brain Olympics and figures out there is a book written by John Fowls “the collector” the collector has a cover with a butterfly, a key, and a lock of hair.

They make comments about how the rest of the messages were written in “modern” english and Elle is like “okay so now we’re looking for Shakespeare”.

It’s late at night, and we open on a ship dock in Baltimore Maryland. Was is this, the second season of The Wire with Frank Sobotaka?

We open on a creepy man eating steak in Tampa Florida. We see a close shot of him eating the steak. He says: “I was really hoping you’d get your appetite back.”

We cut to Hotch’s house. It’s Hotch’s birthday. We meet Hayley’s sister Jessica Brooks. Who tells Hotch that he is holding Jack like a cantaloupe.

Lila pulls him into the pool. And they make out. Reid is like “this is completely inappropriate” but they keep kissingggg!!!

We open in Terra Mesa, New Mexico where 6 college freshmen have broken into a partially constructed house to party and listen to bad psychedelic music.